Santa Elena Weekend

Alex + Jess · Fri Jul 10 (morning) to Sun Jul 12 (afternoon), 2026 · friend's house, wood stove, rented car

Vibe: chill, reflect, re-balance Jess-safe: no broccoli/cauliflower, cooked cruciferous only Warm + iron-rich Firewood provided

Meals · Fri lunch to Sun lunch

Fri lunch
Arepas + quesito, avocado, eggs
Zero effort arrival meal. Agua de panela with lime.
Fri dinner
One-pot beef stew
Beef, papa criolla, carrots, splash of Malbec. Simmers while the fire burns.
Sat + Sun breakfast
Huevos pericos + arepas + hot chocolate
Same both mornings. One recipe, zero thinking on day two.
Sat + Sun lunch
Lentil soup with chorizo + spinach
Double batch Saturday, reheat Sunday. Iron double-hit, arepas on the side.
Sat dinner
Restaurant drive
Pick from the shortlist below. Reserve Friday.
Anytime snack
Protein smoothie (blender coming from home)
Banana + half avocado + protein scoop + 250ml milk + panela + cinnamon. Blend 30s.

Shopping list · one Éxito/Carulla run (tap to check off)

Produce

  • Papa criolla, 1 lb
  • Carrots, 4
  • Onions, 3
  • Garlic, 1 head
  • Tomatoes, 6
  • Green onions, 1 bunch
  • Avocados, 2
  • Bananas, 4
  • Fresh fruit for snacking (mango, mandarinas, uchuvas)
  • Limes, 4
  • Spinach, 1 big bag
  • Fresh ginger, small

Meat / dairy / eggs

  • Stew beef (murillo/falda), 1.2 kg
  • Chorizo, 4 links
  • Eggs, 12
  • Quesito, 1 block
  • Butter, small
  • Milk, 1L

Pantry

  • Arepas blancas, 2x5 pack
  • Lentils, 1 lb (double batch)
  • Panela, 1 block
  • Cinnamon sticks
  • Salt (+ cumin, pepper if unsure)
  • Beef bouillon, 1 box
  • 100% cacao bar, 1-2 (Santander or Luker)
  • Dark chocolate 70%+, 1 bar

Drinks + house

  • Coffee, café molido (never whole bean)
  • Malbec, 2 bottles (Trapiche / Norton / Alamos)
  • Herbal tea, 1 box
  • Long lighter or matches
  • Fire starter cubes
  • Candles, 2-3
  • Paper towels

Packing list · from home (tap to check off)

  • Warm layers + rain shell + comfy shoes
  • Soup from the fridge, sealed container
  • Blender + protein powder (for the smoothie)
  • Decorative ropes
  • Candles you already have
  • Gift for Jess
  • Sunglasses, license, phone mount/charger
  • Toiletries
  • Yoga mats, 1-2
  • Bilastina (Cruz Verde pickup) + receta on phone
  • Chargers, books, thermos

Cacao ritual · for two

  • 40-50 g cacao (half a bar), chopped fine
  • 400 ml water, 1 cinnamon stick, panela to taste
  • Optional: ginger slices, pinch of chili or salt

Heat water with cinnamon until steaming, never boiling. Whisk in cacao off the heat until frothy. Sweeten lightly.

  1. Make it together, phones in another room
  2. Sit by the fire, one candle lit
  3. Each: one thing you're setting down, one thing you want to feel by Sunday
  4. Drink slowly. Silence is fine
  5. Close with one appreciation of each other

Friday evening to open, Sunday morning to close.

Wood stove · quick card

Before lighting: damper fully open · thin ash bed only · draft test (smoke from a blown-out match must pull UP the flue; if not, burn 2-3 paper balls to warm it) · crack a window 10 min.

Top-down light: big splits on bottom, smaller crosswise, kindling + starter cube on TOP. Light the top. Door ajar 5 min, then latch. Damper open 15-20 min, then halfway.

Never burn: wet/green wood, painted or treated wood, plywood, plastics, glossy paper, trash, charcoal briquettes.

Overnight bank: burn to coals ~10pm, mound coals at back, 1-2 dense logs on top, damper to quarter open (never fully closed). Morning: open damper, rake coals, add kindling.

Smoke in the room: damper full open, window + door open, wait for draft before adding wood.

Activities menu · pick, don't schedule

Saturday dinner · reserve Friday

Finca La Comadreja ⭐ the birthday place

Santa Elena, vereda El Plan · basically no drive
100-year-old finca, antiques, fireplace, rooftop. Own cheese + own mushrooms; fondue is the move.
Reservations required · Instagram @finca_la_comadreja · open Thu-Sun

Taxco Místico

Llanogrande (Rionegro), Km 5 vía Don Diego · 30-40 min scenic drive · ~100-160k COP/pp
Huge open-air Mexican gastro-bar: fire, torches, cocktails. Oriente's celebration spot.
Reserve: +57 301 297 6150 · taxco.co · Sat to 2am

Marmoleo Llanogrande

Sector aeropuerto, Rionegro · 25-35 min, closest · ~100-150k COP/pp
Big countryside steakhouse, Certified Angus parrilla. Upscale but relaxed.
Reserve: marmoleorestaurante.com or cel 317 782 8897

Hatoviejo Las Palmas

Av. Las Palmas, frente InterContinental · 35-45 min, city-lights descent · ~80-130k COP/pp
40-year paisa institution, big hillside room, sweeping Medellín views.
Reserve: 604 322 8998 ext 1 · WhatsApp 312 862 6698
None of these is confirmed as September's Sep 2025 birthday venue; that place is still unidentified. All three verified open as of 2026-07-09. Idílico ruled out (now a formal ~340k tasting menu in El Poblado).